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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Series 13
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New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the second episode of the seventh series.

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Unlikely Things To Hear On a Survival Show[]

  • FB: I was first taught to eat in the bush by a French girl I went out with when I was at university.
  • HD: To get the fish: Break the ice, jump the checkout and RUN!
  • TS: Not only is this lake good for fish, but we can also put a body in it.
  • FB: Using excrements, mud and twigs, they've made primitive bedding here at The Premier Travelodge.
  • RH: I'm in the Congo. Let's settle this once and for all. Do you boys like Um Bongo?
  • AP: Here I am, in the jungle, the mighty jungle... Awimoweh, awimoweh awim!
  • FB: But who are the truly civilized? Is it the Umbupi tribe, or is it us, with our books, our medicine, and our internet-- Oh yes, it's us.
  • RG: Of course food is a scarce and valuable resource to these tribespeople. So I've just bagged myself two nights with this fella's wife for a Twix.
  • HD: You know Ant and Dec think that their jungle's pretty tough. Well, they joined me today but there was no food, so I ate them.
  • RH: The villagers get up early and walk five miles to fetch clean water every day, which begs the question, why not move the village closer?
  • FB: The strong, powerful sun is making me sweat. Oh, shit, here comes his dad!
  • HD: I've been living in these woods for three weeks now. But that's what happens if you marry to the Home Secretary and she catches you watching porn.
  • RH: I'm Bear Grylls, and this is my brother, Wolf Stirfry.
  • FB: I've just achieved my life's ambition, by climbing Everest, with no food, and no equipment. NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY?! NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!

Unlikely Things To Read On a Packet[]

  • FB: Ragu Sauce: If you gave this to someone who is actually from Italy, they’d punch you in the face.
  • HD: To open, push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly, STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!
  • AP: Serves four, you greedy bastard. Now put some of that back.
  • FB: Viagra are proud sponsors of Andy Murray. For people who can only achieve a semi.
  • TS: Bag may also be used for autoerotic asphyxiation.
  • RH: Fairtrade coffee: If you don't like it, you're racist.
  • FB: Sunny Delight counts towards your five-a-day... as minus two.
  • HD: To stop diarrhoea, take one teaspoon and shove it up your arse.
  • RG: Adults and children over 12 years: Try not to get those two mixed up.
  • AP: Cup-A-Soup: Just add soup.
  • FB: Best before date: Rohypnol.
  • RH: Serving Suggestions: on a plate, you thick moron!
  • FB: We use only the very cheapest horsemeat to make "Fuck It, It's Just A Cat".
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