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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Christmas Special
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Series 18
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the seventh series.

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Deleted Lines From a Fantasy FilmEdit

  • RH: I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, the heir to Isildur and part of the fellowship of the ring. Please leave a message after the tone.
  • FB: Ron had been suffering from swine flu and people were avoiding him. Luckily, he was ginger and he was used to it.
  • HD: I don't know why you're so upset Harry. The original Dumbledore died three films ago and no one gave a shit!
  • RH: Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe? No Edmond, we found your porn stash.
  • FB: My friends, we will never hear the words Mordor again. Taggart has been cancelled.
  • LP: No Harry, it's not a five headed dog, it's Girls Aloud!
  • HD: I am Aslan, formed by the merger of Asda and Matalan.
  • FB: We had only been there for a day but to us it felt like 15 years. THAT'S BIRMINGHAM!
  • HD: Did you honestly think I could be defeated by someone younger? I...AM ARLENE PHILLIPS!
  • AP: Welcome to Mordor. Twinned with Swansea.
  • GD: (Embracing LP) This will never work, Frodo.
  • FB: In the wardrobe we found a magical compartment that led to the Fritzl family.
  • RH: He stole it from me, my precious, my... oh, no, it's in my pocket.
  • GD: Alright John how's it going, alright? Yeah, how's the kids? Alright, see you later.
  • FB: I'm not a dwarf, I'm a lesbian!

Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your FlatmateEdit

  • FB: That's my milk in the fridge, I squeeze it out of my tits with a vice.
  • AP: No we can't share the electricity bill. I've got a phone charger and a laptop, and you're on a life support machine!
  • FB: My last flat was just like Friends, have you seen The One Where Joey Kills Everybody?
  • HD: I love talking to you, with you I can... (growls) be my real self.
  • RH: There's just two of us, well three if you count God.
  • GD: I'd give it ten minutes in the toilet if I were you, that one could talk.
  • FB: Well if you don't think I'm a nosy bastard, why did you write that in your diary?
  • LP: Oh that, that's just a novelty shower gel in the shape of a webcam
  • RH: Hey, you said there wasn't enough room to swing a cat, look at this... (Imitates swinging a cat) Loads of room!
  • HD: Oh, er, a Mr. Jihad called, he says it's time.
  • FB: I don't see why I should pay for half the loo roll when I never use any!
  • HD: I tell you what, that Hoover is powerful.
  • FB: Okay there's one certain way to find out who ate my "yoghurt": An AIDS test.
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