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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 12
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Series 13
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the seventh series.

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Unlikely Lines From a Thriller[]

FB: Michael, Peter, David, Vladimir - I think we may have a spy in the organisation.

HD: Get me the Pentagon, then the triangle, and then the square.

AP: Ah, Pussy Galore, Bond here. I've been told by my doctor that I need to contact all previous partners...

FB: The owner of this motel dresses up as his mother and stabs people. But the guidebook says it's still better than the IBIS.

HD: I want you to go to Warsaw, and meet a man called Boraslav. You'll then ask him why he didn't fix my plumbing before he left for home.

RH: Miss Scarlet looked at him through the window. He had one massive testicle like a space hopper. THAT was why they called him Professor Plum.

FB: This is no ordinary pen, Bond. Turn it upside down, the woman's clothes drop off and you can see her tits.

HD: Red or green? Red or green? Which do I cut? Come on, they're only peppers! How long is this salad going to take?

FB: We need to find the 3rd man! There's no way Amanda Holden will shag just two of us!

SF: Heeeeeeeeere's.......Simon.

AP: The Orient Express has been cancelled. However, there was a murder on the temporary Orient replacement bus.

RH: I have amnesia. The tattoos on my body will tell me what happened. (looks under shirt) "Dara Was Here"?

FB: I'd been a serial killer for 4 years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then you bite one guy on the ass, suddenly you're the Buttmuncher.

RH: Aaaagh, the Buttmuncher's got me! The Buttmuncher's got me!

Bad Things To Say At a Wedding[]

SF: (covers hand) I do.

HD: Don't worry, the vows are simple, just repeat after me: Eeneemeeneemakarakrerradominakajiggapokkalollipopparompompoosh.

RH: We will now sing hymn number 225, My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard.

FB: When John went down on one knee, I wish I'd known that he was having a stroke.

HD: I'd like to thank Elsie for the flowers. It was her funeral i nicked them from.

RH: So your best man's in an absolute state. That's my mum.

FB: (Yorkshire accent) Now, it's my job to tell some amusing stories about Gavin, so first of all, for a kick-off, he's a hermaphrodite.

HD: (South West accent) My bride always wears white. Isn't that right, Dolly? Baaaaaa!

FB: Now, Carol's family have always had their doubts about me. So first of all, let me explain why I'm naked...

ZL: This is my first gay wedding. So, you must be the pretty one.

FB: To my new son-in-law, I would say this: You have released me, this monster is yours now.

AP: I would like to apologise for the state of my clothes and the smell of sick, only I spent last night in a skip. Anyway, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

HD: People have said to me, "Why have you stopped being a bachelor after so long?" And I say, well, look at her - she's wealthy and she's dying.

FB: It wouldn't be a traditional Norfolk wedding without a speech from the father of the bride and groom.

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