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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Series 13
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New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the eighth series.

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Unlikely Things To Hear In a Fitness Video[]

RH - Hi! Welcome to Ross Kemp On Leotards.

HD - Now I'd like all you ladies to turn around, face away from me, bend over and touch your toes. (Moans)

AP - I'm Madonna. I'm a fifty year old woman with the body of a forty year old man.

HD - (Impersonating Michael Owen) Hi! I'm Michael Owen. Welcome to my fit... oh, no, it's gone again.

RH - Welcome to Masturbate Yourself Thin. Remember: swap arms or you'll end up looking like a wonky Popeye.

SF - Wanna have the type of body to drive your friends' wives crazy? Hi, I'm John Terry.

HD - Hi today I'm on a Swiss ball. Uncomfortable, particularly for the Swiss man it belongs to.

RH - Hey! Wanna lose weight and gain a friend? Why not insert a tapeworm?

AM - Ladies and gentlemen, I'm the living proof that you can exercise yourself straight.

HD - Everyone wants a six pack, (drunk voice) I do, and I already had five of them.

AO - (Impersonating Cheryl Cole) Hi, I'm Cheryl Cole. Welcome to my Boxercise video, now for this first workout you're gonna need a Nigerian toilet attendant and a really good lawyer.

AP - Okay go on see if you can raise your leg as high as I can, I bet you can't, because I'm Heather Mills.

Unlikely Lines To Hear In a Hollywood Blockbuster[]

RH: Nemo, where the fuck have you been?!

SF: Look Mr. Bond, do you wanna hire the Ford Focus or not?

HD: Mr. Vader, we are the Child Support Agency.

AP: You want the truth, you can't handle the truth! Welcome to the Fox News Channel.

AO: Warning: This film contains Jennifer Aniston.

AP: SPIDERMAN! LOOK OUT! IT'S ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER MAN!

AM: (Imitating Chewbacca, then coughing) Oh, excuse me, sorry. Where do you wanna go, Han?

RH: E.T. got boned.

AP: M, I've worked out what to do with Goldfinger! What we do is we put him in a big envelope marked "Cash My Gold".

HD: What do you think of my Fathers For Justice costume, Robin?

RH: Mmm, cracking heroin, Gromit!

AO: Look, I- I'm just an ex-Prime Minister standing before an Iraq enquiry, asking them to love him.

RH: OI OI OI, HERMOINE. COCKUS ENGEORGIO, EH!

HD: So this mission is impossible? Let's not bother.

AO: Andy Dufresne, when he walked into Shawshank, I knew he was fucked.

SF: Revenge will be mine, Mr. Bond, when we meet in Small Claims Court!

AP: Use the force, Luke! And if that doesn't work, turn it off, and turn it back on again!

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