Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 8, Episode 3

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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the eighth series.

Key

• HD – Hugh Dennis
• AP – Andy Parsons
• RH – Russell Howard
• AM – Andrew Maxwell
• AO – Andi Osho
• SF – Stewart Francis

Topics

Unlikely Things To Hear In a Fitness Video

RH - Hi! We're goin to Ross Kemp on leotards.

HD - Now I'd like all you ladies to turn around, face away from me, bend over and touch your toes. (Groans)

AP - I'm Madonna, I'm a fifty year old woman with the body of a forty year old man.

HD - (Impersonating Michael Owen) Hi! I'm Michael Owen. Welcome to my fit... oh no it's gone again.

RH - Welcome to Masturbate Yourself Thin. Remember: swap arms or you'll end up looking like a wonky Popeye.

SF - Wanna have the type of body to drive your friends' wives crazy? Hi, I'm John Terry.

HD - Hi today i'm on a Swiss ball. Uncomfortable, particularly for the Swiss man it belongs to.

RH - Hey! Wanna lose weight and gain a friend? Why not insert a tapeworm?

AM - Ladies and gentlemen, I'm the living proof that you can exercise yourself straight.

HD - Everyone wants a six pack, I do and I already had five of them.

AO - (Impersonating Cheryl Cole) Hi, I'm Cheryl Cole. Welcome to my Boxercise video, now for this first workout you're gonna need a Nigerian toilet attendant and a really good lawyer.

AP - Okay go on see if you can raise your leg as high as I can, I bet you can't because I'm Heather Mills.

Unlikely Lines To Hear In a Hollywood Blockbuster

• RH: Nemo, where the fuck have you been?!
• SF: Look Mr. Bond, do you wanna hire the Ford Focus or not?
• HD: Mr. Vader, we are the Child Support Agency.
• AP: You want the truth, you can't handle the truth! Welcome to the Fox News Channel.
• AO: Warning: This film contains Jennifer Aniston.
• AP: SPIDERMAN! LOOK OUT! IT'S ROLLED UP NEWSPAPERMAN!
• AM: (Imitating Chewbacca, then coughing) Oh, excuse me, sorry. Where do you wanna go, Hans?
• RH: E.T. got boned.
• AP: M, I've worked out what to do with Goldfinger! What we do is we put him in a big envelope, marked 'Cash my gold'!
• HD: What do you think of my Fathers For Justice costume, Robin?
• RH: (imitating Wallace from Wallace and Gromit) Mmm, cracking heroin Gromit!
• AO: Look, I- I'm just an ex-Prime Minister standing before an Iraq enquiry, asking them to love him.
• RH: OI OI OI, HERMOINE. COCKUS ENGEORGIO, EH!
• HD: So this mission is impossible? Let's not bother!
• AO: Andy Dufresne, when he walked into Shawshank, I knew he was fucked.
• SF: Revenge will be mine, Mr. Bond, when we meet in Small Claims Court!
• AP: Use the force, Luke! And if that doesn't work, turn it off, and turn it back on again!