Editing Series 1, Episode 1

{{Infobox episode
|overall      = 1
|series       = 1
|number       = 1
|air_date     = 5 June 2005
|hugh_frankie = Linda Smith
|rory_1       = John Oliver
|rory_2       = Jeremy Hardy
|result       = Draw
|previous     = N/A
|next         = [[Series 1, Episode 2]]
}}
The '''first episode''' of the '''first series''' was first broadcast on the 5 June 2005.

==Guests==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" width="50%"
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
!height="30"|Team !! Guest !! #
|-bgcolor="ffdddd"
|Hugh and Frankie's team
|[[Linda Smith]] || 1st appearance
|-bgcolor="ddffdd"
|rowspan="2"|Rory's team
|[[John Oliver]] || 1st appearance
|-bgcolor="ddffdd"
|[[Jeremy Hardy]] || 1st appearance
|}

==Rounds==
===Inside The Mind Of...===
*What are the voices in George W. Bush's head saying?
**'''RB:''' ''Breath in, breat out, breath in, breat out.''
**'''LS:''' ''You want a drink, if you have a drink everything will be alright, you can silence me with a drink!''
**'''JO:''' ''George, even we, as an abstract version of your inner soul, would like to completely disown you.''
**'''JH:''' ''Kyoto is the Dog in'' "''The Wizard of Oz''".
**'''FB:''' ''If you step on the cracks in the pavement George we have to invade Súria.''
**'''HD:''' ''Gee there's a lot of room in here, (echo) here, here.''
**'''RB:''' ''Tony is coming to Washington, look busy.''


===Wheel of News===
{{STN|5
|#1 = Michael Howard | Rory Bremner
|#2 = Education | Frankie Boyle
|#3 = ASBOs | Linda Smith
|#4 = ID Cards | Jeremy Hardy
|#5 = The Nation's Health | Hugh Dennis & John Oliver
}}


===Bombshell Phonecalls===
{| class="wikitable" width="50%"
|'''Participants'''
*Frank Boyle as Tony Blair
*Rory Bremner as David Blunkett
|valign="top"|'''Bombshell'''
*David may have got Cherie Blair pregnant
|}


===Headliners===
{| class="wikitable" width="60%"
|
*'''C.F.B.''' – Crisis For Blair
**'''JH:''' Cherie Flashes Blair
**'''RB:''' "''Compromise, Frenchman, Bollocks''"
**'''JH:''' Crazy Frog's Bitch
**'''RB:''' Chirac Fondles Blair
**'''LS:''' "''Cab For Blair''"
**'''FB:''' Collaborating French Bastards
|valign="top"|
*'''B.O.F.A.''' – Bunk Off For Africa
**'''HD:''' Bob's Odour Free Armpit
**'''FB:''' Bob: "''Oh Fuck Africa''"
**'''HD:''' Bob: "''Ouch Fleas Again''"
**'''JH:''' Britney On Fags Again
**'''JO:''' Bob's Owl Fight Aftermath
|}


===Prime Mininster's Questions===
;Headline
*"Thousand Toads Explode"


;Roles
*'''DÓ:''' [[Wikipedia:Speaker of the House of Commons (United Kingdom)|Speaker of the House of Commons]].
*'''RB:''' [[Wikipedia:Tony Blair|Tony Blair]].
*'''JO:''' One of Blair's Labour colleagues on the front bench.
*'''JH:''' One of Blair's Labour colleagues on the front bench.
*'''HD:''' One of the opposition benchers
*'''LS:''' One of the opposition benchers
*'''FB:''' One of the opposition benchers


===Dating Videos===
*'''FB:''' [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]]
*'''HD:''' [[Wikipedia:George Galloway|George Galloway]]
*'''RB:''' [[Wikipedia:Jacques Chirac|Jacques Chirac]]


===Scenes We'd Like To See===
{{Main|Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 1, Episode 1}}
*Things a New Pope Shouldn't Say In His First Public Speech.
*Books Heading Straight For the Remaindered Bin.
*Slogans That the Tory Party Should Have Used In the Election.
*If Politicians Endorsed Products.

==External links==
*{{Tv.com|67864}}
*{{BCG|1|1}}
*{{Imdb title|0650031}}
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