Series 1, Episode 1

Episode 1
Title	Series 1, Episode 1
Host	Dara Ó Briain
Left team	Linda Smith Hugh Dennis Frankie Boyle
Right team	John Oliver Rory Bremner Jeremy Hardy
Result	Draw
Episode guide
Previous	N/A
Next	Series 1, Episode 2

The first episode of the first series was first broadcast on the 5 June 2005.

Guests

Team	Guest	#
Hugh and Frankie's team	Linda Smith	1st appearance
Rory's team	John Oliver	1st appearance
	Jeremy Hardy	1st appearance

Rounds

Inside The Mind Of...

• What are the voices in George W. Bush's head saying?
  • RB: Breath in, breat out, breath in, breat out.
  • LS: You want a drink, if you have a drink everything will be alright, you can silence me with a drink!
  • JO: George, even we, as an abstract version of your inner soul, would like to completely disown you.
  • JH: Kyoto is the Dog in "The Wizard of Oz".
  • FB: If you step on the cracks in the pavement George we have to invade Súria.
  • HD: Gee there's a lot of room in here, (echo) here, here.
  • RB: Tony is coming to Washington, look busy.

Wheel of News

Michael Howard	Education	ASBOs	ID Cards	The Nation's Health
Rory Bremner	Frankie Boyle	Linda Smith	Jeremy Hardy	Hugh Dennis & John Oliver

Bombshell Phonecalls

Participants Frank Boyle as Tony Blair Rory Bremner as David Blunkett

Bombshell David may have got Cherie Blair pregnant

Headliners

• C.F.B. = Crisis For Blair
• B.O.F.A. = Bunk Off For Africa

Prime Mininster's Questions

Headline

• "Thousand Toads Explode"

Roles

• DÓ: Speaker of the House of Commons.
• RB: Tony Blair.
• JO: One of Blair's Labour colleagues on the front bench.
• JH: One of Blair's Labour colleagues on the front bench.
• HD: One of the opposition benchers
• LS: One of the opposition benchers
• FB: One of the opposition benchers

Dating Videos

• FB: Michael Jackson
• HD: George Galloway
• RB: Jacques Chirac

Scenes We'd Like To See

Topics

• Things a new Pope shouldn't say in his first public speech.
• Books heading straight for the remaindered bin.
• Slogans that the Tory Party should have used in the election.
• If politicians endorsed products.