Template:Infobox episode (Series 1-2) The first episode of the first series was first broadcast on the 5 June 2005.
Guests
| Team | Guest | # |
|---|---|---|
| Hugh and Frankie's team | Linda Smith | 1st appearance |
| Rory's team | John Oliver | 1st appearance |
| Jeremy Hardy | 1st appearance |
Rounds
Inside The Mind Of...
- What are the voices in George W. Bush's head saying?
- RB: Breath in, breat out, breath in, breat out.
- LS: You want a drink, if you have a drink everything will be alright, you can silence me with a drink!
- JO: George, even we, as an abstract version of your inner soul, would like to completely disown you.
- JH: Kyoto is the Dog in "The Wizard of Oz".
- FB: If you step on the cracks in the pavement George we have to invade Súria.
- HD: Gee there's a lot of room in here, (echo) here, here.
- RB: Tony is coming to Washington, look busy.
Wheel of News
| Michael Howard | Education | ASBOs | ID Cards | The Nation's Health |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rory Bremner | Frankie Boyle | Linda Smith | Jeremy Hardy | Hugh Dennis & John Oliver |
Bombshell Phonecalls
Participants
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Bombshell
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Headliners
- C.F.B. = Crisis For Blair
- B.O.F.A. = Bunk Off For Africa
Prime Mininster's Questions
- Headline
- "Thousand Toads Explode"
- Roles
- DÓ – Speaker of the House of Commons.
- RB – Tony Blair.
- JO – One of Blair's Labour colleagues on the front bench.
- JH – One of Blair's Labour colleagues on the front bench.
- HD – One of the opposition benchers
- LS – One of the opposition benchers
- FB – One of the opposition benchers
Dating Videos
- FB – Michael Jackson
- HD – George Galloway
- RB – Jacques Chirac
Scenes We'd Like To See
- Topics
- Things a new Pope shouldn't say in his first public speech.
- Books heading straight for the remaindered bin.
- Slogans that the Tory Party should have used in the election.
- If politicians endorsed products.