Editing Series 1, Episode 2

{{Infobox episode
|overall      = 2
|series       = 1
|number       = 2
|air_date     = 12 June 2005
|hugh_frankie = Jo Brand
|rory_1       = Andy Parsons
|rory_2       = Mark Steel
|result       = Hugh and Frankie's team won
|previous     = [[Series 1, Episode 1]]
|next         = [[Series 1, Episode 3]]
}}
The '''second episode''' of the '''first series''' was first broadcast on the 12 June 2005.

==Guests==

{| class="wikitable" border="1" width="50%"
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
!height="30"|Team !! Guest !! #
|-bgcolor="ffdddd"
|Hugh and Frankie's team
|[[Jo Brand]] || 1st appearance
|-bgcolor="ddffdd"
|rowspan="2"|Rory's team
|[[Andy Parsons]] || 1st appearance
|-bgcolor="ddffdd"
|[[Mark Steel]] || 1st appearance
|}


==Rounds==
===Headliners===
*'''S.T.W.M.''' – Saddam's Trial Within Months
**'''AP:''' Saddam Twinned With Mordor.
**'''RB:''' Sad Tyrant Wants Mate.
**'''HD:''' Saddam Talks West Midlands.
**'''JB:''' Savour of The Woman's Movement
**'''HD:''' Sorry Tony Wepons Missing.
**'''RB:''' Saddam Thinks, "Why Me?"

===Between The Lines===
[[Hugh Dennis]] tells us what {{W|Charles, Prince of Wales|Prince Charles}} ([[Rory Bremner]]) is really saying.
*'''RB: '''Um, Hello Mummy... Gosh, you look so well
*'''HD: '''Blast
*'''RB: '''Um, a liitle birdie tells me
*'''HD: '''It's all over the newspapers
*'''RB: '''Today is a very special day
*'''HD: '''You're still alive
*'''RB: '''Um, I, I don't know how you do it
*'''HD: '''I don't know why you do it
*'''RB: '''You just seem to go on and on
*'''HD: '''And on and on and on
*'''RB: '''I'm sure I speak for the rest of the family, when I say um, er,
*'''HD: '''Boo
* '''RB:''' You know, that's very good
* '''HD:''' (as Charles) Thank you very much
* '''RB:''' What do you do?
* '''HD:''' (as Charles) I make organic biscuits
*'''RB: '''Marvelllous, marvellous ... I'm sorry, I've lost the thread now, erm...
* '''RB:''' Anyway, we hope you have a lovely day, oh, and i'm looking forward to the 21 gun salute
*'''HD: '''They're loaded

===Stand Up, Sit Down===

{{STN|5
|#1 = Climate Change | Hugh Dennis
|#2 = Live 8 | Rory Bremner
|#3 = Reality TV | Jo Brand
|#4 = London Olympic Bid | Mark Steel
|#5 = United States | Andy Parsons & Frankie Boyle
}}


===If this is the answer, what is the question?===
;Famous People
*'''Answer:''' Bold and Brave
*'''Question:''' How did Bob Geldof describe the sailers who will take part in "Sail Aid"?

*'''AP: '''How would you describe the Crazy Frog, given he wears a crash helmet, but no underpants?
*'''RB: '''What would you have to be to say "Wrong number" to Rusell Crowe?
*'''JB: '''What sort of washing up powder did they use at Custer's Last Stand?
*'''AP: '''What you would describe anyone who goes into an NHS hospital for a routine operation?
*'''FB: '''What are David Beckham's pet names for his testicles?


;International News
*'''Answer:''' A Corpse
*'''Question: '''How did Leo Fox decribed the Conservative Party?

*'''FB: '''What came second to Ann Widdecombe in a poll of things we'd least like to sleep with?
*'''JB: '''Is what medical students use if they can't find a frisbee?
*'''HD: '''If you live in the small television village of Midsomer, what will you soon be?
*'''RB: '''What's Michael Jackson come as?
*'''MS: '''Who's 11:10 favourite to win the Conservative leader reign?
*'''RB: '''What do you call a small area of woodland in Glasgow?
*'''FB: '''What do you find in a samll area of woodland in Glasgow?
*'''AP: '''What will improve Celebrity Love Island?

===Prime Mininster's Questions===
;Headline
*"Monkey On The Run After a Fight With Father"


;Roles
*'''DÓ:''' {{W|Speaker of the House of Commons (United Kingdom)|Speaker of the House of Commons}}
*'''RB:''' {{W|Tony Blair}}
*'''MS:''' One of Blair's Labour colleagues on the front bench
*'''AP:''' One of Blair's Labour colleagues on the front bench
*'''HD:''' One of the opposition benchers
*'''JB:''' One of the opposition benchers
*'''FB:''' One of the opposition benchers


===Dating Videos===
*'''FB:''' {{W|Cherie Blair}}
*'''HD:''' {{W|Russell Crowe}}


===Scenes We'd Like To See===
{{Main|Secene We'd Like To See: Series 1, Episode 2}}
*Unsettling things to hear in the White House.
*Discarded titles for the next ''Harry Potter'' book.
*Things you shouldn't say to the Queen on being given your honour.

==External links==
*{{Tv.com|954869}}
*{{BCG|1|2}}
*{{Imdb title|0650032}}
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