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Episode 4
Title Series 1, Episode 4
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team David Mitchell
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Rory Bremner
Linda Smith
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 1, Episode 3
Next Series 1, Episode 5

The fourth episode of the first series was first broadcast on the 26 June 2005.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team David Mitchell 1st appearance
Rory's team Andy Parsons 2nd appearance
Linda Smith 2nd appearance



  • B.F.S.B. – Blair Favours Smoking Ban
    • RB: Blair Finally Stangles Brown
    • LS: Blair Finds Shampoo Breakthrough
    • HD: Botoxed Fingers Sadden Blair
    • HD: Bush's Favourite Sycophantic Bitch
    • DM: Blair Finds Saddam's Bombs
    • AP: Blair's Fantastic Says Blair

Bombshell Phonecalls[]

  • Frank Boyle as Tony Blair
  • Rory Bremner as George Bush
  • Blair left Cherie at the White House

Topical Roulette[]

Crisis on the Road African Debt Ken Clarke Education Gay Rights
Hugh Dennis Linda Smith Rory Bremner David Mitchell Andy Parsons & Frankie Boyle

If this is the answer, what is the question?[]

  • Answer: A Streaker, A Stalker and a Defrocked Priest
  • Question: Who are among the ten undesirables banned from Wimbledon in 2005?
  • DM: What do we need to get this party started?
  • HD: What are 3 acceptable professions if you want to become a scout master?
  • FB: What was the hugely unpopular follow-up to The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe?
  • AP: What were the 3 uniforms Harry rejected before going for the Nazi uniform?
  • FB: Which are the 3 interuptions to play that make watching tennis bearable?

  • Answer: Creepy and Disturbing
  • Question: How did Rowan Atkinson describe the proposed racial and religious hatred bill?
  • RB: Describe Sven Goran Eriksson's seduction technique?
  • HD: What is sitting on a slightly over-warmed seat on a bus?
  • AP: Michael Howard's only 2 facial expressions?
  • FB: What is the worse possible answer to the question "How does my bum look in this dress?"?

Dating Videos[]

Scenes We'd Like To See[]

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 1, Episode 4
  • Things a Wimbledon commentator would never say.
  • TV shows that never made it to air.
  • Unlikely lines for the Queen to include in her annual message.

External links[]

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