Episode 105
Title Series 11, Episode 9
Air date 20 September 2012
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Gary Delaney
Hugh Dennis
Chris Addison
Right team Andy Parsons
Jo Caulfield
Greg Davies
Result Andy's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 11, Episode 8
Next Series 11, Episode 10
The ninth episode of the eleventh series was first broadcast on the 20 September 2012


Team Guest #
Chris and Hugh's team Gary Delaney 2nd appearance
Andy's team Jo Caulfield 6th appearance
Greg Davies 6th appearance


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: 600 Metres
  • Question: From what distance did the French magazine Closer take pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge topless?
  • GDe: If Kelvin McKenzie was to do a bungee jump from a height of 500 metres, what length rope should he be given?
  • AP: What head start would I need if I was competeing against Usian Bolt in the 100 metres?
  • GDa: How big are some trees?
  • HD: How far is the Queen's bed is her ensuite bathroom?
  • CA: How far away can Boris Johnson smell a custard cream?
  • AP: How far can The Procliamers walk now?
  • JC: At what distance is Theresa May attractive?
  • GDe: When kicking Chris Brown in the bollocks, exactly how long a run-up should you take?
  • CA: Proportionally, if a clown's nose was the size of Dara's head, how long would his shoes be?
  • HD: How long was the longest runner bean ever grown at the Fukushima nuclear plant?
  • AP: How long would your penis be if all the products in the spam e-mails worked?
  • GDa: What is the delivery radius of a realitively unambitious pizza company?
  • CA: Is it the distance Prince Philip sprinted to get a copy of the French magazine Closer?

Titty Titty Ban BanEdit

Sport The Internet Family
Andy Parsons Jo Caulfield Gary Delaney


  • G.A.E.C. - Gove Announces Exam Changes
    • GDe: Gove Attends Elf College
    • CA: Genetic Abnomality Expains Chin
    • JC: Gosh, Actual Ethnic Children
    • AP: Glued Arse to Edge of Chair
    • HD: Gove Adonis Exuding Charisma
    • CA: Adult Literacy Rates Poor
    • JC: Gollum Advises Earth Children
    • GDa: Grinder Adventure Ends Catastrophically
    • CA: Gove Announced as Emergency Contraceptive

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

  • Unlikely Things To Hear On A Property Show
  • Unlikely Things To Hear In A Maternity Ward
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