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Episode 7
Title Series 2, Episode 1
Air date 20 January 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Jo Brand
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team John Oliver
Rory Bremner
Andy Parsons
Result Rory's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 1, Episode 6
Next Series 2, Episode 2

The first episode of the second series was first broadcast on the 20 January 2006.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Jo Brand 4th appearance
Rory's team John Oliver 4th appearance
Andy Parsons 3rd appearance


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?[]

  • Answer: A Vampire, a Lab Assistant and a Cat
  • Question: What are three of the characters George Galloway played during his stint in the Big Brother house?
  • JO: After which book did most people agree C.S Lewis had lost it?
  • HD: What do Bananarama look like now?
  • FB: Who have all been approved for teaching posts this week?
  • HD: In an early and terrible translation of the Bible, what did the 3 wise men give the baby Jesus?
  • AP: Harry's first 3 choices before going for a Nazi uniform?
  • FB: How are Turkey planning to combat bird flu?
  • HD: Who responded to Ann Widdicombe's Lonely Hearts ad?
  • JB: What were the disguises of the unsucsessful New of the World reporters?

Between the Lines[]

Hugh Dennis tells us what Charles Kennedy (Rory Bremner) is really saying about his resignation as the Liberal Democrat leader.

  • RB: Hello
  • HD: Goodbye
  • RB: Can I first of all say how wonderful it is to see so many of you here today
  • HD: I can't see any of you here today
  • RB: But I think it's a great thing so many of you have come here on such an important occasion
  • HD: You bastards
  • RB: As you know I've got a few things I'd like to get off my chest
  • HD: My name is Charles and i'm an alcholic
  • RB: As i've said before we've had a great year and he now have as many as 62 Liberal Democrat MPs
  • HD: It's probably 31 and i'm seeing double
  • RB: And that's why i've taken the very difficult decision that I should go
  • HD: That is why they have taken the very difficult decision that I should go
  • RB: Having said that I think it's very important that the decision for future leadership should go to as many people as possible in the wider party
  • HD: Stop Ming, Stop Ming!
  • RB: Though having said that I think any of the candidates would make a very good leader
  • HD: Stop Ming!
  • RB: In conclusion, could I just say I think the Liberal Democrats are in a healthy state, I think we can go on place ourself strategically in a good postition and go on from strength to strength and learn from this
  • HD: I love you

Stand Up, Sit Down[]

Alternative Energy Sources The Unfit Society War on Terror
John Oliver Jo Brand Andy Parsons & Frankie Boyle


  • C.I.S.T. – Cameron Is Serious Threat
    • HD: Cameron Impersonates Sensitive Tory.
    • JO: Caution, Imminent Spectacular Trick.
    • JB: Crotch In Saddle Trap.
    • AP: Cameron In Stabilisers Test.
    • HD: [Cameron Is] second Thatcher.
    • JB: [Cameron Is] second Tony.

Dating Videos[]

Scenes We'd Like To See[]

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 2, Episode 1
  • The wrong thing to say on your first day in the army.
  • Bad things for the England manger to be caught saying.
  • Ill advised things for a Lib Dem leadership candidate to say.

External links[]

Mock the WeekSeries 2 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7