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Episode 9
Title Series 2, Episode 3
Air date 3 February 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team David Mitchell
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Rory Bremner
Sue Perkins
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 2, Episode 2
Next Series 2, Episode 4

The third episode of the second series was first broadcast on the 3 February 2006.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team David Mitchell 3rd appearance
Rory's team Andy Parsons 4th appearance
Sue Perkins 1st appearance



  • S.T.I.C. – Saddam Trial In Chaos
    • FB: Saddam's Travolta Impression Controversy
    • DM: Saddam's Tie Invisible to Cameras
    • RB: Saddam's Trial In Cardiff
    • SP: Saddam Tonight In Cabaret
    • AP: Saddam's Testicle Is Caught

Between the Lines[]

Hugh Dennis tells us what George W. Bush (Rory Bremner) is really saying in his State of the Union address.

  • RB: My fellow Americans
  • HD: and people of New Orleans
  • RB: Last year you re-elected me as president of our great country
  • HD: You think I'm stupid, what does that say about you?
  • RB: Last year at the State of Union adress i concerntrated on domestic issues
  • HD: I didn't want to talk about Iraq
  • RB: This year I'm going to concerntrate on energy
  • HD: I still don't want to talk about Iraq
  • RB: See, in America we face a great, energy crisis
  • HD: See, in America we have created a great energy crisis
  • RB: We reached an agreement those countries that exploit the world's resources, India, China, Asia
  • HD: Invade India, China, Asia
  • RB: We get off our addiction to oil
  • HD: I did it with alcohol
  • RB: In coclusion, we have to somehow reduce our dependancy on oil by 75%
  • HD: That's nearly half

Carousel of News[]

Creationism Obesity Science and Innovation
Hugh Dennis Sue Perkins Andy Parsons & Frankie Boyle

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?[]

  • Answer: In a Supermarket
  • Question: Where will people soon be able to see a doctor under the government's much trumpeted health reforms?
  • AP: Where will Chantelle be working in 3 years time?
  • FB: I'm listening to a pan-pipe version of Phil Collins, where am I?
  • HD: Where did I find one of my own videos in a remainder bin?
  • DM: Where are fat people most likely to die?
  • HD: Where was Broklyn Beckham's cousin Tesco concieved?
  • FB: I'm in America, where's a cheap and convenient place to buy a heavy-duty assult rifle?
  • AP: Where on the planet is the furthest you'll find milk away from bread?


  • Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac discuss their latest summit meeting
    • Rory Bremner voices Tony Blair
    • Hugh Dennis voices Jacques Chirac

Dating Videos[]

Scenes We'd Like To See[]

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 2, Episode 3
  • Bad thing to say at Prime Minister's question time.
  • The very worst person to be President of the United States.
  • Unlikely things to hear at the Oscars.

External links[]

Mock the WeekSeries 2 Episodes
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