Episode 12
Title Series 2, Episode 6
Air date 24 February 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Jo Brand
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team John Oliver
Rory Bremner
Jeremy Hardy
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 2, Episode 5
Next Series 2, Episode 7

The sixth episode of the second series was first broadcast on the 24 February 2006.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Jo Brand 5th appearance
Rory's team John Oliver 7th appearance
Jeremy Hardy 2nd appearance


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: Up To 18 Months
  • Question: According to one expert how soon can people expect Bird Flu to be passed from human to human?
  • JB: What is the minimum wait for the customer careline for British gas?
  • FB: What is Stephen Hawking's personal best for the marathon?
  • HD: How long does it take Abu Hamsa to lace up his shoes?
  • RB: What's the waiting list for a bed in maternity?
  • FB: How long is a Scottish Winter?
  • HD: How long does it take the average man over 40 to send a text message?
  • JB: How long does it take Sting to ejaculate?

Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what Gordon Brown (Rory Bremner) is really saying about his impending job as the Prime Minister of the UK.

  • RB: Ladies and gentlemen, for nearly 9 years now I have been Chancellor of the Exchequer.
  • HD: Ladies and gentlemen, for nearly 9 years now I have wanted to be Prime Minister.
  • RB: There have been much talk about a handover, I think it's more important than that, it's not just about myself and Tony, it's about the future of the country.
  • HD: It's my turn!
  • RB: Throughout that time I have controlled the economy prudently and sustainably.
  • HD: One more stamp and I get a free Cappacino.
  • RB: I know people find David Cameron attractive, but I have qualities that he hasn't.
  • HD: I'm big, I'm tough and I'm hung like a horse.
  • RB: I'm a great believer in national identity.
  • HD: Oki the new.
  • RB: But I don't believe in cultural stereotypes.
  • HD: Many a meckle makes a muckle.
  • RB: I know that some people think I'm dur and sullen ha ha and some people think I've got a lack of charisma ha ha.
  • HD: (stares blankly)
  • RB: Now, of course I'm looking forward to working with John Presscott, he's an able politician with robust views which he expresses most effectivly.
  • HD: He's a fat grumpy bastard.

Le Cercle de L'actualitéEdit

Sport Charity Hospitals
John Oliver Frankie Boyle Jeremy Hardy & Jo Brand


  • W.S.B.S. – Wembley Stadium Behind Schedule
    • JB: Wembley's Single Builder Sorry
    • FB: Well Surprise Bloody Surprise
    • HD: We're Surrounded By Scaffolding
    • RB: Wembley Six, Builders Seven
    • FB: We Sold Both Shovels


Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 2, Episode 6
  • What not to say on receiving a winter olympics medal.
  • Improbable things for Osama bin Laden to say on his tapes.
  • Unlikely thing for a TV announcer to say.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 2 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7
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