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Episode 15
Title Series 3, Episode 1
Air date 21 September 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Ed Byrne
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Jo Brand
Robin Ince
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 3, Episode 1
Next Series 3, Episode 3

The second episode of the third series was first broadcast on the 21 September 2006.

Guests[]

Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Ed Byrne 1st appearance
Andy's team Jo Brand 6th appearance
Robin Ince 1st appearance

Rounds[]

Headliners[]

  • P.S.O.M. – Pope's Speech Offends Muslims
    • AP: Pope Surely Overdoes Moose
    • HD: Please Switch Off Magnets
    • HD: Portsmouth Sign Old Midfielder
    • EB: Pope Sort Of Muslim


Between The lines[]

Hugh Dennis tells us what Menzies Campbell (Frankie Boyle) is really saying in his address to his political party.


  • FB: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Liberal Democrat Party conferance
  • HD: What is the point?
  • FB: I have many happy memories of Brighton, I came here as a boy
  • HD: On a longboat, in a Viking invasion
  • FB: Questions have been asked about my preformance in the House of Commons
  • HD: Like "Why am I so shite?"
  • FB: I'd like to make it clear, that the party weighed up all the options, before choosing me as the best man for the job
  • HD: I'm not a homosexual and I have a fully functional liver
  • FB: This year we will be introducing a raft of radical new tax policies on cars, homes and those who harm the environment
  • HD: Don't worry we'll never get in, we've just done it for a laugh
  • FB: Unlike the Tories, we have a clear idea about where we're going
  • HD: Nowhere
  • FB: I'm a man whose not afraid of a challenge, I was an Olympic athelte
  • HD: At the original games in 463BC, I was beat in the dash by a winged horse

Wheel O' News[]

Bullying Drugs Living with Terror The Labour Cabinet
Ed Byrne Andy Parsons Jo Brand Frankie Boyle


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?[]

Politics
  • Answer: 9 Women
  • Question: What small group of MPs were the Liberal Democrats hoping to expand in the previous week?
  • FB: What would John Leslie hate to see in a jury box?
  • EB: What takes up 18 parking spaces?
  • JB: What can do the work of 21,000 men?
  • FB: In serial killer terms, what constitutes as a spree?
  • HD: What's the half-time stoning entertainment in the Taliban World Cup?
  • FB: If someone asked me how many sexual partners I have had, instead of the real answer, 60 men and countless prostitutes, what do I tend to reply?
  • RI: What should replace the English football team, or something?
  • JB: How many Liberal Democrat members own a vagina?

Scenes We'd Like To See[]

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 3, Episode 2
  • Rejected First Lines For the New Harry Potter Book.
  • Unhelpful Things To Say In a Crisis.

External links[]

Mock the WeekSeries 3 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7
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