Episode 16
Title Series 3, Episode 3
Air date 28 September 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Mark Watson
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Jon Culshaw
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 3, Episode 2
Next Series 3, Episode 4

The third episode of the third series was first broadcast on the 28 September 2006.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Mark Watson 1st appearance
Andy's team Jon Culshaw 1st appearance
Russell Howard 2nd appearance



  • C.T.A.L. – Cherie — That's A Lie
    • AP: Cherie's Trap A Liability
    • JC: Clinton Threesome, Ah Lovely
    • FB: Cherie's Teeth Are Landmarks
    • JC: Cherie and Tony Advertise Lil-lets
    • MW: Crap Tie And Lawyer
    • AP: Cherie Tackles A Liar


  • Hugh Dennis voices Gordon Brown, John Prescott and members of the audience
  • Jon Culshaw voices Tony Blair

Topical Whirly GagEdit

Protest Marches The Middle-East Mugging Transport
Russell Howard Frankie Boyle Mark Watson Andy Parsons

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

The Environment
  • Answer: 3 Billion
  • Question: How much did Richard Branson give to combat global warming?
  • JC: How many pages in the next Harry Potter book?
  • FB: What is the excess on Richard Hammond's car insurance?
  • FB: What is the factor of Mick Hucnall's sun-tan lotion?
  • HD: How old is Ming Campbell in dog years?
  • AP: According to the Daily Mail how many people are currently illegally in Britain?
  • FB: How many people could Jesus feed with a KFC bucket?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

  • Ill advised things to say in court.
  • Thing a sports commentator would never say.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 3 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7
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