Series 3, Episode 4

Episode 17
Title	Series 3, Episode 4
Air date	5 October 2006
Host	Dara Ó Briain
Left team	Mark Watson Hugh Dennis Frankie Boyle
Right team	Andy Parsons Jon Culshaw Ian Stone
Result	Andy's team won
Episode guide
Previous	Series 3, Episode 3
Next	Series 3, Episode 5

The fourth episode of the third series was first broadcast on the 5 October 2006.

Guests

Team	Guest
Hugh and Frankie's team	Mark Watson	2nd appearance
Andy's team	Jon Culshaw	2nd appearance
	Ian Stone	1st appearance

Rounds

Headliners

• T.C.S.P. – Tax Cuts Split Party
  • AP: TAXI, Chorus Stupid People
  • FB: Try Creating Some Policies
  • MW: Tom Cruise Suckles Pig
  • AP: Thatcher's Coffin Seen Passing
  • JC: Tony Blair, Cameron, Same Person
  • HD: Try Cycling Says Ponce
  • IS: [Tax Cuts] Suspect Passage

Red indicates the use of a large word with an incorrect initial.

Between The Lines

Hugh Dennis tells us what Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Frankie Boyle) is really saying.

• FB: I am Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadimijad (says it wrong)
• HD: But you can call me Ted
• FB: We are developing nuclear power, but our aim is peaceful
• HD: We are developing nuclear power, but our aim is Jerusalem
• FB: We are developing nuclear power which could benefit the West
• HD: Have you considered changing your electricity supply?
• FB: Iran has been accused of sponsoring terrorism
• HD: We do! 50p a mile
• FB: The American president is the son of a swine, I hope one day his body is identified by the teethmarks on my penis
• HD: I don't like George Bush
• FB: We are modern people, at night I relax by listening to the Stones
• HD: Thudding into the bodies of innocent women
• FB: I am opposed to nuclear weapons, and would like to see reducing numbers
• HD: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

News Wheel Of Death

Telecom	Bird Flu	Scotland	Education
Mark Watson	Ian Stone	Frankie Boyle	Andy Parsons

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?

Crime

• Answer: Every 12 Seconds
• Question: According to new figures, how often is a moblie phone stolen?

• IS: How often in London does someone try and offer you a free newspaper?
• HD: How often does John Prescott think of chips?
• FB: How often does George Michael wake up?
• JC: How many times, over a 24 hour period, do you hear "Hello I'm Barry Scott and I use Cillit Bang"?
• HD: If Ronseal ran a transport system, how often would the train every 12 seconds service actually run?
• FB: How often are police in Glasgow called out to deal with a pregnant woman attacking a Rottweiler with a sledgehammer?
• MW: How often does someone finish a Sudoku and think, "What was the point of that?"

Scenes We'd Like To See

Topics

• Commercials that never made it to air
• Inappropriate acts for the "Royal Variety Performance"

External links

• Series 3, Episode 4 at TV.com
• Series 3, Episode 4 at the British Comedy Guide
• Series 3, Episode 4 at the Internet Movie Database