Episode 18
Title Series 3, Episode 5
Air date 12 October 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Gina Yashere
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Ed Byrne
Russell Howard
Result Andy's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 3, Episode 4
Next Series 3, Episode 6

The fifth episode of the third series was first broadcast on the 12 October 2006.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Gina Yashere 4th appearance
Andy's team Ed Byrne 2nd appearance
Russell Howard 3rd appearance



  • K.T.S.W. – Korea Test Shocks World
    • AP: Kim's Trouser Suit, "Wow"
    • RH: Kim Jong-il The Sexy Warlord
    • FB: Korean Teletubbies Starts Wednesday
    • GY: Kim's Testicles Stop Working
    • AP: Karaoke Tirant Sings "Westlife"
    • FB: Korea's Top Soil Warm
    • EB: Kremlin Tailor's Supplies Wardrobe
Red indicates the use of a large word with an incorrect initial.


Hugh Dennis provides a commentary for a royal themed video.

Stick Or TwistEdit

Immigration Health Scares America Science
Gina Yashere Ed Byrne Andy Parsons Frankie Boyle

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: 24%
  • Question: According to a department of health survey, what percentage of adults in the UK are clinically obese?
  • GY: In an NHS hospital, what are your chances of having the wrong leg amputated?
  • FB: England players always claim to give 110% on the pitch, how much do they actually give?
  • AP: How many car journeys does George Michael actually complete?
  • EB: Is it the percentage of people from Norfolk who married outside their own families?
  • FB: How many Americans can find Iraq on a map of Iraq?
  • EB: What is the proportion of my penis that is medically safe for a woman to accommodate?
  • GY: How much of what Ed just said is bullshit? (EB: You know what? If only 24% of it was bullshit, I'm still doing pretty well!)
  • EB: How many children are obese?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

  • Lines that you'd never hear in a "Bond" film.
  • TV shows that never made it to air.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 3 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.