Episode 19
Title Series 3, Episode 6
Air date 19 October 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Adam Hills
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Mark Steel
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 3, Episode 5
Next Series 3, Episode 7

The sixth episode of the third series was first broadcast on the 19 October 2006.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Adam Hills 1st appearance
Andy's team Mark Steel 2nd appearance
Russell Howard 4th appearance



  • B.A.R.B. – British Army Risks Breakdown
    • AP: Blair Actually Resigns, Brilliant
    • RH: Blair Aces Rap Battle
    • FB: Blair's Arse Ready Bush
    • AP: British Army Rifle Bollocks

Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what David Cameron (Frankie Boyle) is really saying in a speech.

  • FB: I am here to launch the Conservitve Party manifesto, which is substantial
  • HD: A child's drawing of an oak tree and 300 blank pages
  • FB: First, let me refute a rumour. People saythat I am posh
  • HD: I am not, and you can ask my footman
  • FB: I believe that politics should be about more than style over substance
  • HD: (grins)
  • FB: Admittedly, I did go to boarding school
  • HD: I was briefly gay
  • FB: But Eton is a school of great tradition
  • HD: The weakest child in every year is sacrificed in the school pyramid, to appease the god Imhotep
  • FB: The world needs to form a coherent plan to deal with global warming
  • HD: I've got a little windmill on my roof
  • FB: I want to reach out to ethnic minorities in Britain
  • HD: Give them a fiver and say "Would you do my garden?"

Dara's News Laughter Fun DialEdit

Air Travel George W Bush Religion Sport
Russell Howard Adam Hills Andy Parsons Frankie Boyle

If this is the answer, what is the questionEdit


  • Answer: Crazy, Loopy and Un-British
  • Question: How do public figures decribe British Airways decision to send home an employee for refusing to cover up her crucifix necklace?
  • HD: What is Mohammed al-Fayed?
  • FB: What is Prince Phillip?
  • RH: Who are the arch-enemies of Snap, Crackle and Pop?
  • AH: What nicknames has Madonna given her children?
  • AP: If you read The Daily Mail, what is everything?
  • FB: What do you call slapping a bulldog?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

  • Bad things to say when leading troops into battle
  • Unlikely things to hear on Blue Peter

External linksEdit

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