Episode 21
Title Series 4, Episode 1
Air date 11 January 2007
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Mark Watson
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
David Mitchell
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 3, Episode 7
Next Series 4, Episode 2

The first episode of the fourth series was first broadcast on the 11 January 2007. Russell Howard became a regular panelist from this episode onwards joining Andy Parsons, Howard had already appeared in ⅔ (4 out of 6) of the regular third series episodes.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Mark Watson 3rd appearance
Andy and Russell's team David Mitchell 5th appearance



  • B.B.G.F. – Blair's Bee Gee Freebie
    • HD: Blair's Boobs Go Flabby
    • DM: Blimey Blair's Got Fat
    • RH: Blair Borrows Gibb's Fiancé (Howard impersonated Parsons while making this guess)
    • MW: Big Breasts, Gorgeous Figure

Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what Kofi Annan (Frankie Boyle) is really saying in his farewell new year speech.

  • FB: Welcome to the United Nations, the world's most respected peacekeeping authority
  • HD: (laughs)
  • FB: As it comes to the time where I hand over to my successor I must reflect on the fact that we have had many successes
  • HD: We came first in Channel 4's 50 Most Useless Organizations, I got to meet Jimmy Carr, humbling
  • FB: Naturally we have been keeping an eye on things in Iraq to see how they're doing
  • HD: They seem to be going really badly
  • FB: During my tenure many people have become better off
  • HD: My son has become a millionaire
  • FB: It is ridiculous to say that the UN is overfunded
  • HD: As i said to my helicoptor pilot, when I sent him to the drycleaners to get my cat's waistcoat
  • FB: Many of us here saw the 9/11 attacks coming
  • HD: They flew right past the window
  • FB: I will always remember the first words George. W. Bush said to me
  • HD: "You boy, park my car and don't scratch it"

Stand Up And Joke OffEdit

Airport Security Leisure Britishness Science
Mark Watson Russell Howard Andy Parsons Frankie Boyle

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: Between 10,000 & 15,000
  • Question: How many items of luggage were estimated to be stuck at Heathrow airport after recent flight delays?
  • DM: What's the price of a season ticket to London from anywhere in Kent?
  • HD: By how many runs did England lose the last Ashes to?
  • RH: How many people in England are secretly elves?
  • HD: How do Ryanair land from their stated destination?
  • FB: According to school dinner ladies, how long should you give pasta?
  • FB: How many push-ups could Jesus do?
  • RH: How many people, when making a cup of tea feel compelled to put the tea cosy on their head?
  • HD: How many Saddam look-a-likes did they hang the same day just to make sure?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

  • Things you wouldn't hear on a driving test.
  • What the Queen didn't say in her Christmas message.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 4 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6
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