Series 4, Episode 1

The first episode of the fourth series was first broadcast on the 11 January 2007. Russell Howard became a regular panelist from this episode onwards joining Andy Parsons, Howard had already appeared in ⅔ (4 out of 6) of the regular third series episodes.

GuestsEdit

RoundsEdit

HeadlinersEdit

• B.B.G.F. – Blair's Bee Gee Freebie
  • HD: Blair's Boobs Go Flabby
  • DM: Blimey Blair's Got Fat
  • RH: Blair Borrows Gibb's Fiancé (Howard impersonated Parsons while making this guess)
  • MW: Big Breasts, Gorgeous Figure

Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what Kofi Annan (Frankie Boyle) is really saying in his farewell new year speech.

• FB: Welcome to the United Nations, the world's most respected peacekeeping authority
• HD: (laughs)
• FB: As it comes to the time where I hand over to my successor I must reflect on the fact that we have had many successes
• HD: We came first in Channel 4's 50 Most Useless Organizations, I got to meet Jimmy Carr, humbling
• FB: Naturally we have been keeping an eye on things in Iraq to see how they're doing
• HD: They seem to be going really badly
• FB: During my tenure many people have become better off
• HD: My son has become a millionaire
• FB: It is ridiculous to say that the UN is overfunded
• HD: As i said to my helicoptor pilot, when I sent him to the drycleaners to get my cat's waistcoat
• FB: Many of us here saw the 9/11 attacks coming
• HD: They flew right past the window
• FB: I will always remember the first words George. W. Bush said to me
• HD: "You boy, park my car and don't scratch it"

Stand Up And Joke OffEdit

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

Transport

• Answer: Between 10,000 & 15,000
• Question: How many items of luggage were estimated to be stuck at Heathrow airport after recent flight delays?

• DM: What's the price of a season ticket to London from anywhere in Kent?
• HD: By how many runs did England lose the last Ashes to?
• RH: How many people in England are secretly elves?
• HD: How do Ryanair land from their stated destination?
• FB: According to school dinner ladies, how long should you give pasta?
• FB: How many push-ups could Jesus do?
• RH: How many people, when making a cup of tea feel compelled to put the tea cosy on their head?
• HD: How many Saddam look-a-likes did they hang the same day just to make sure?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Topics

• Things you wouldn't hear on a driving test.
• What the Queen didn't say in her Christmas message.

External linksEdit

• Series 4, Episode 1 at TV.com
• Series 4, Episode 1 at the British Comedy Guide
• Series 4, Episode 1 at the Internet Movie Database