Episode 22
Title Series 4, Episode 2
Air date 18 January 2007
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Ian Stone
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Mark Watson
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 4, Episode 1
Next Series 4, Episode 3
The second episode of the fourth series was first broadcast on the 18 January 2007.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Ian Stone 2nd appearance
Andy and Russell's team Mark Watson 4th appearance



  • D.B.P.B. – David Beckham's Pay Bonanza
    • FB: Desperate Bulimic's Pointless Boyfriend
    • MW: Does Beckham Piss Banknotes?
    • AP: Dabbles Behind Posh's Back
    • AP: Didn't Bother Packing Brooklyn

Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what Charles, Prince of Wales (Frankie Boyle) is really saying in his new year address to the nation.

  • FB: My loyal subjects
  • HD: My homies, and my bitches
  • FB: I'm proud to say that Harry will be serving in Iraq, I'm sure that he will find a useful role to play
  • HD: 3 miles behind the other troops in a sealed titanium war bubble
  • FB: I do hope that he doesn't get shot
  • HD: How will I break the news to his father?
  • FB: William, meanwhile, seems to have found a girl that he's in love with
  • HD: So now he can marry someone else and keep her as his bit on the side
  • FB: Tabloids are desperate to get hold of saucy pictures of Kate
  • HD: I've got some
  • FB: It was good to see Helen Mirren winning a Golden Globe, I thought she did a wonderful performance as my mother
  • HD: I've been having some very confusing dreams
  • FB: I took Camilla to India recently, and the locals who saw us were amazed
  • HD: They thought: "Blimey, Diana's let herself go a bit"
  • FB: Surely, it is now time that Diana was laid to rest
  • HD: After all, it's nearly 10 years since we had her killed
  • FB: My sons were both very upset at the time
  • HD: They kept on asking why I smelt of brake fluid

Spin On ThisEdit

Street Protestors Extreme Fundamentalism Political Correctness Health
Russell Howard Ian Stone Frankie Boyle Andy Parsons

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: Gun Runners, Robbers & Murderers
  • Question: What kind of convicted criminals were missing from the police records after a Home Office bungle?
  • HD: What is the largest entry in the Baghdad Yellow Pages?
  • FB: What was the less succsessful follow-up to Cher's Gypisies, Tramps and Thieves?
  • RH: According to the Daily Mail, how should we categorize asylum seekers?
  • FB: War, what is it good for?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

  • Unlikely lines to find in the Bible
  • Bad things for a teacher to say

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 4 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6
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