Series 4, Episode 2

Episode 22
Title	Series 4, Episode 2
Air date	18 January 2007
Host	Dara Ó Briain
Left team	Ian Stone Hugh Dennis Frankie Boyle
Right team	Andy Parsons Mark Watson Russell Howard
Result	Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous	Series 4, Episode 1
Next	Series 4, Episode 3

The second episode of the fourth series was first broadcast on the 18 January 2007.

Guests

Team	Guest	#
Hugh and Frankie's team	Ian Stone	2nd appearance
Andy and Russell's team	Mark Watson	4th appearance

Rounds

Headliners

• D.B.P.B. – David Beckham's Pay Bonanza
  • FB: Desperate Bulimic's Pointless Boyfriend
  • MW: Does Beckham Piss Banknotes?
  • AP: Dabbles Behind Posh's Back
  • AP: Didn't Bother Packing Brooklyn

Between The Lines

Hugh Dennis tells us what Charles, Prince of Wales (Frankie Boyle) is really saying in his new year address to the nation.

• FB: My loyal subjects
• HD: My homies, and my bitches
• FB: I'm proud to say that Harry will be serving in Iraq, I'm sure that he will find a useful role to play
• HD: 3 miles behind the other troops in a sealed titanium war bubble
• FB: I do hope that he doesn't get shot
• HD: How will I break the news to his father?
• FB: William, meanwhile, seems to have found a girl that he's in love with
• HD: So now he can marry someone else and keep her as his bit on the side
• FB: Tabloids are desperate to get hold of saucy pictures of Kate
• HD: I've got some
• FB: It was good to see Helen Mirren winning a Golden Globe, I thought she did a wonderful performance as my mother
• HD: I've been having some very confusing dreams
• FB: I took Camilla to India recently, and the locals who saw us were amazed
• HD: They thought: "Blimey, Diana's let herself go a bit"
• FB: Surely, it is now time that Diana was laid to rest
• HD: After all, it's nearly 10 years since we had her killed
• FB: My sons were both very upset at the time
• HD: They kept on asking why I smelt of brake fluid

Spin On This

Street Protestors	Extreme Fundamentalism	Political Correctness	Health
Russell Howard	Ian Stone	Frankie Boyle	Andy Parsons

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?

Crime

• Answer: Gun Runners, Robbers & Murderers
• Question: What kind of convicted criminals were missing from the police records after a Home Office bungle?

• HD: What is the largest entry in the Baghdad Yellow Pages?
• FB: What was the less succsessful follow-up to Cher's Gypisies, Tramps and Thieves?
• RH: According to the Daily Mail, how should we categorize asylum seekers?
• FB: War, what is it good for?

Scenes We'd Like To See

Topics

• Unlikely lines to find in the Bible
• Bad things for a teacher to say

External links

• Series 4, Episode 2 at TV.com
• Series 4, Episode 2 at the British Comedy Guide
• Series 4, Episode 2 at the Internet Movie Database