Episode 28
Title Series 5, Episode 2
Air date 19 July 2007
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Mark Watson
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Jo Caulfield
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 5, Episode 1
Next Series 5, Episode 3

The second episode of the fifth series was first broadcast on the 19 July 2007.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Mark Watson 5th appearance
Andy and Russell's team Jo Caulfield 2nd appearance



  • C.S.I.P. – Conservatives Slide In Polls
    • FB: Cunt Seen In Photo
    • FB: CSI: Portsmouth (Crime Scene Investigation: Portsmouth)
    • HD: Cameron's Strangely Invisible Policies
    • AP: Conceited Shallow Inbred Prat
    • FB: Cameron Shits In Primark
    • RH: Cherie Shits In Purse
    • FB: Cock Slip Impregnates Panda
    • FB: Catholic Schools Invented Paedophilia
    • AP: Cameron's Sushi Included Polonium
    • HD: Cameron Slips In Polls
    • AP: Cameron Slump In Polls
    • MW: Conservatives Slip In Polls
Green indicates unbroadcast suggestions released on the first Too Hot For TV DVD.

Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what David Beckham (Frankie Boyle) is really saying to LA Galaxy fans.

  • FB: I'm glad to have this oppurtunity to let you know what I'm thinking
  • HD: (stares blankly)
  • FB: It's great to have left Real Madrid
  • HD: I hate Poland
  • FB: I've bought a house in LA, right by the big HOLLYWOOD sign
  • HD: I'd love to know what it says
  • FB: Brooklyn has settled in well at an American school
  • HD: He shot someone
  • FB: My wife knows how much I love her
  • HD: I sent her a text by mistake
  • FB: I was suprised to learn that I was wanted by Scientology
  • HD: I didn't know they had a team
  • FB: Tom Cruise's wife Katie is always advising us to buy more staff
  • HD: She keeps sending me notes saying "Get help"

Spin The News BottleEdit

Identity Theft Terror Threat Drugs Celebrity
Mark Watson Jo Caulfield Andy Parsons Frankie Boyle

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: 250,000
  • Question: How many Beckham replica shirts are LA Galaxy already claiming to have sold?
  • JC: The amount of Iceland dinners the robbers took from Kerry Katona's house
  • AP: What world ranking is the British tennis number 5?
  • FB: How many calories in a Scottish salad?
  • MW: What position did I finish in the 1987 Henleaze School sports day obstacle race, because I got stuck in the sack, but it didn't traumatize me at all, I don't even care now
  • AP: If you phone up British Telecom what position in the queue are you likely to be?
  • FB: What percentage of people failed O level maths?

Too Hot For TV answers:

  • FB: How many volts does it take to give Stephen Hawking an erection?
  • MW: How much of a dickhead is Victoria Beckham out of ten?
  • FB: Of all the fan mail she receives everyday, how many letters does the actress Kirsten Dunst simply put into a file marked "Sexually Menacing"?
  • RH: How much does Bill Gates earn whilst defacating?
  • FB: How many people starred in the Chinese version of "The Magnificent Seven"?
  • FB: The invention of an invisibility cloak would lead to what rise in annual sex offences?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

  • The worst thing to hear over a tannoy system.
  • Unlikely lines from the final Harry Potter book.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 5 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10 · Episode 11 · Episode 12
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