Episode 31
Title Series 5, Episode 5
Air date 9 August 2007
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Jimmy Tingle
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
David Mitchell
Russell Howard
Result Andy and Russell's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 5, Episode 4
Next Series 5, Episode 6

The fifth episode of the fifth series was first broadcast on the 9 August 2007.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Jimmy Tingle 1st appearance
Andy and Russell's team David Mitchell 5th appearance



  • F.A.M.B. – Foot and Mouth's Back
    • FB: Farmers Assemble Massive Barbeques
    • DM: Farmers Are Miserable Bastards
    • JT: Fantastic A Million Burgers
    • RH: Friesians Admire Mildred's Bling
    • HD: Farm Animals Must Burn

Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us David Cameron (Frankie Boyle) is really saying.

  • FB: Let me assure you I understand the pain of the people of Tewkesbury
  • HD: We're both up to our necks in shit
  • FB: This summer I have put the Tory Party back where they belong
  • HD: Third in 2 bi-elections
  • FB: I have been criticised recently for my poor performances
  • HD: I told the wife it's the stress of the job
  • FB: I'm not worried about the Poles
  • HD: They're doing a lovely job in my kitchen
  • FB: We Tories believe marriage is the ideal
  • HD: Strong man, and a woman who will stand by him during allegations about his homosexuality
  • FB: Boris Johnson will make a great mayor, he has a lot in common with London's first mayor
  • HD: He's a dick
  • FB: I have taken steps to amke sure that I am the next leader of this great country
  • HD: Dear Jimmy, could you fix it for me?

Jokeo OnoEdit

Transport The Olympics Air Travel Drinking
Russell Howard Andy Parsons Jimmy Tingle Frankie Boyle

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: Serious, Risky and Heroic
  • Question: How did proud Russian officials describe their country's mission to claim the North Pole?
  • DM: What is telling farmers "you know it could be worse"?
  • RH: What are Snap Crackle and Pop's DJ names?
  • FB: How have people described my recent sex tour of Nigeria?
  • AP: How would you describe standing inbetween Judy Finnegan and a free bar?
  • FB: What are the 3 speed settings on the world's most powerful vibrator?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

  • The worst thing to hear on holiday.
  • Unlikely lines to hear in a TV show.

External linksEdit

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