Episode 32
Title Series 5, Episode 6
Air date 16 August 2007
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Ben Norris
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Ed Byrne
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 5, Episode 5
Next Series 5, Episode 7

The sixth episode of the fifth series was first broadcast on the 16 August 2007.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Ben Norris 1st appearance
Andy and Russell's team Ed Byrne 4th appearance



  • E.P.I.H. – Environmental Protesters Invade Heathrow
    • RH: Empty Parachute Incident Horror
    • FB: Easy Pigs I'm High
    • BN: Evil Policeman Inverts Hippie
    • HD: Enter Poland Insists Hitler
    • EB: Elvis Presley In Hiding

Mock Mock! Who's There?Edit

Britishness London Addiction Reality Television
Andy Parsons Ben Norris Ed Byrne Frankie Boyle


Hugh Dennis voices the Prince of Wales as well as the other, minor role, people.

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: 10%
  • Question: How big is Labour's lead over the Conservatives this week?
  • BN: The pay rise that the firemen undoubtably deserve on both their jobs
  • AP: How much blood has Amy Winehouse got in her blood?
  • FB: Statistically what are the chances of your wife leaving you for an albino?
  • RH: What is the percentage of the population who believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door?
  • FB: How many people die in Midsomer every day?
  • AP: What proportion of our audience are unaware they've been abducted by aliens?
  • HD: What is the pass mark for a grade A GCSE?

Too Hot For TV answers:

  • BN: The amount of urine that inexplicably breaks off from the main jet, and goes into the furry thing around the toilet that women think is for keeping their feet warm?
  • RH: How many scarecrows in England are real people?
  • HD: How much of a Twiglet will Posh Spice eat if she wants a really filling meal?
  • FB: Penises in Scotland are how much bigger than the rest of the UK?
  • EB: How much of my annual income is effectively stolen from me by a money-grabbing harridan who calls herself my agent?
  • HD: How much of Heather Mills-McCartney is made of wood?
  • EB: Following new information published in "The Lancet" recently, what is the revised percentage of my penis it is now medically safe for a woman to accommodate?
  • FB: What percentage of my penis can I get inside an otter?
  • FB: What percentage of the British public would like to see a mountain fall on top of Griff Rhys Jones?
  • HD: What percentage of Belgians are paedophiles?
  • FB: In Dundee, what is the success rate of the chat-up line "do you want pumped?"?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 5, Episode 6
  • Weird Things To See On a Road Sign.
  • Unlikely Things To Hear In the House of Lords.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 5 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10 · Episode 11 · Episode 12
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