Episode 34
Title Series 5, Episode 8
Air date 30 August 2007
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Alun Cochrane
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Ed Byrne
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 5, Episode 7
Next Series 5, Episode 9

The eighth episode of the fifth series was first broadcast on the 30 August 2007.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Alun Cochrane 1st appearance
Andy and Russell's team Ed Byrne 5th appearance



  • P.T.S.D. – Prescott To Stand Down
    • RH: Penis Tickled Surprises Drunk
    • HD: Put That Sausage Down
    • FB: Prescott To Swallow Dorset
    • AP: Prescott's Testicles Suddenly Descended
    • FB: Prescott's Tired Scrotum Disintegrates
    • HD: Please Tow Stand and Deliver
    • EB: Posh's Terrible Surgery Disaster
    • FB: Pies, Twixies, Sausages, Dumplings
    • FB: Pulmonary Thrombosis Sudden Death
    • AP: Prescott Tries Shagging Donut
    • EB: Prescott Tries Speed Dating
    • RH: Prescott Tries Sexy Dance
    • AC: Prescott Tries Swallowing Dwarf
    • FB: Prescott's Testicles Shaved Daily
Green indicates unbroadcast suggestions released on the first Too Hot For TV DVD

Monsters of MockEdit

Kids The Smoking Ban Television Global Warming
Ed Byrne Alun Cochrane Frankie Boyle Andy Parsons

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: Sparrows, Otters and Hedgehogs
  • Question: Name three endangered species on a recently updated government list?
  • AC: What does Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's breath smell of?
  • AP: What is the least popular Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavour?
  • FB: What is the top-selling porn mag in Norfolk?
  • AP: Who are the entrants in Simon Cowell's new TV show "The Woodland's Got Talent?"
  • RH: Name 3 of the deadliest gangs in Royal Tunbridge Wells?
  • FB: As a child, what did I dress in military uniform to re-enact the Battle of Stalingrad, the German forces being played as a lawnmower?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 5, Episode 8
  • Things An Athletics Commentator Would Never Say.
  • The Worst Thing To Say When Running For U.S. Preseident.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 5 Episodes
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