Episode 35
Title Series 5, Episode 9
Air date 6 September 2007
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Mark Watson
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Jo Caulfield
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 5, Episode 8
Next Series 5, Episode 10

The ninth episode of the fifth series was first broadcast on the 6 September 2007.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Mark Watson 6th appearance
Andy and Russell's team Jo Caulfield 4th appearance



  • B.C.A.H. – Bill Campaigns Alongside Hillary
    • HD: Bill Clinton And Hillary
    • RH: Bill Charming And Horny*
    • AP: Bill's Cock Always Hopeful*
    • MW: Being Circumcised Actually Hurts*
    • FB: Bill Clinton Advanced Hairpiece*
    • AP: Blowjob. Can Anyone Help?*
    • RH: Bill Clinton Announces Hard-on*
    • JC: Bill Clocks Available Hooker
    • AP: Bill's Cigar Always Humid
    • RH: Bill Controls Android Hillary
    • RH: Bill Controls Android Hitler*
    • HD: Bill Clinton's Arse Hairy*
    • FB: Bill Craves Another Hole*
    • FB: Bruised Cock After Horesplay*
    • MW: Big Cock Attention Hunter*
    • FB: Bill Considers Assassinating Hillary
    • FB: Bill Cause Anal Haemorrhage*
    • AP: Breast Cupping A Hobby*
    • FB: Bastard Children Anger Hillary*
    • HD: Big Cigar, Ancient Hillary*
    • JC: Bill Clinton Arse-rapes Hillary*

*Too Hot For TV only


Hugh Dennis voices the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall as well as the other, minor role, people.

It's Only Mock 'n' Drool But I Like ItEdit

Advertising Charity Scotland Crime
Mark Watson Russell Howard Frankie Boyle Andy Parsons

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: 2025
  • Question: When do the Russians intend to begin building a permanent lunar base?
  • MW: When will the stadium for the 2012 Olympics be ready?
  • FB: What year will black people and white people finally live side-by-side in harmony, in Chinese concentration camps?
  • HD: What is my pin number?
  • FB: My dad took a dump in my toilet the other week, when will it be safe to go back in there?
  • MW: How many times is the word 'Umbrella' repeated in that bloody song?
  • FB: What year will cities gain sentience and raise themselves on hydrolic legs to begin the long battle for resources?
  • FB: What year can I book a scuba-diving tour of Holland?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 5, Episode 9
  • Unlikely small ads.
  • Excerpts from DVDs that wouldn't sell.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 5 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10 · Episode 11 · Episode 12
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