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Episode 52
Title Series 7, Episode 1
Air date 9 July 2009
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Gina Yashere
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Frank Skinner
Russell Howard
Result Andy and Russell's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 6, Episode 13
Next Series 7, Episode 2

The first episode of the seventh series was first broadcast on the 9 July 2009.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Gina Yashere 8th appearance
Andy and Russell's team Frank Skinner 1st appearance


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?[]

Entertainment News
  • Answer: 50 Nights
  • Question: How many nights was Michael Jackson due to play at the O2?
    • GY: How long does it take me to successfully build an IKEA wardbode?
    • HD: If an MP spent one night in a hotel, how many nights would he claim for?
    • FB: How much of a [head] start was Stephen Hawking given at this year's London marathon?
    • RH: How many nights a year does the Queen sneak away to do karaoke under the alias of 'Big Momma'?
    • FS: How many late shifts would you have to do at B&Q before you came to dismiss life as a grotesque pantomime?
    • FB: Dogs often go to fetch help when their master is in trouble. How long would you have to be lying dead before your cat gave a shit?
    • AP: How long has Jackie Smith's husband be sleeping in the conservatory?
    • RH: How long would it take Nick Park to film a Wallace and Gromit porno?
    • FB: How long did it take Lady GaGa to perfect tucking her penis between her legs?
    • FS: Which themed disco evenings have the most restrictive age policy?
    • AP: How long before we get the right answer to this one?
    • FS: Generally speaking, what seperates 51 days?

Don't Stop 'Till You Get a Laugh[]

Parenting History Britain's Got Talent Human Behaviour
Andy Parsons Frank Skinner Frankie Boyle Russell Howard


  • R.B.W.F. – Record-Breaking Wimbledon Final
    • FB: "Really Boring, Watch Football"
    • GY: Regular Bunch of White Folk
    • HD: "Russm Bussm, Winner Federer"
    • FB: Replace Balls With Fruit
    • RH: "Really, Both Williamses Fellas?"
    • AP: Rich Bastards Watch Final

Scenes We'd Like To See[]

  • Things you wouldn't hear from a weather forecaster.
  • Deleted Lines From Star Trek.

External links[]

Mock the WeekSeries 7 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10 · Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13