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Episode 53
Title Series 7, Episode 2
Air date 16 July 2009
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Tom Stade
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Rhod Gilbert
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 7, Episode 1
Next Series 7, Episode 3

The second episode of the seventh series was first broadcast on the 16 July 2009.

Guests[]

Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Tom Stade 1st appearance
Andy and Russell's team Rhod Gilbert 3rd appearance

Rounds[]

Headliners[]

  • B.L.S.C. – Brown's Leadership Style Criticised
    • HD: Brown Lifts See-Through Cucumber
    • RG: Bungle Loses Showbiz Costume
    • FB: Bonnie Langford's Sex Change
    • RH: "Balls Like Swinging Coconuts" (Brown describing himself)
    • AP: "Bad Leader, Shocking Chancellor" (Brown describing himself)
    • FB: Brown Levitates Scared Child
    • HD: Berlusconi's Lover Seventeen (Clicking sound made by the tongue)
    • RH: "Bring Laxatives, Situation Critical"


Loose Men[]

Credit Crunch Eating Out Extreme Sports Family
Andy Parsons Rhod Gilbert Tom Stade Russell Howard


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?[]

The Media
  • Answer: One Million
  • Question: What is the minimum amount the News of the World paid to victims of the phone tapping scandal according to the Guardian?
    • TS: How many Asian children are Brad and Angelina planning to adopt?
    • FB: How many times could I punch Adrian Chilles in the face without making him uglier?
    • HD: In a poll of one million people, how many people hate Cristiano Ronaldo?
    • RH: How many men will take their children to watch Harry Potter this week simply to see how Hermione's getting alone?
    • FB: In 20 years' time, what will be the size of the black nation that Madonna rules?
    • AP: How many Nectar points do you need to get a set of tumblers?
    • FB: How much of the money that Amy Winehouse made from the song "Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab" has she spent on rehab?
    • RH: By what percentage would the situation in the Middle East be improved if we gave George Bush to the Taliban?
    • FB: What number would you get if you took everyone in Scotland who gave a shit about the Ashes and added one million?
    • RG: The number of phone conservations of John Prescott they had to listen to before they got one without the words 'party bucket' in it.
    • RH: The amount of celebrities who were on a list they were ... [gets cut off by Dara]


Scenes We'd Like To See[]

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 7, Episode 2
  • Unlikely Things To Hear On a Survival Show.
  • Unlikely Things To Read On a Packet.

External links[]

Mock the WeekSeries 7 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10 · Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13
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