|Title||Series 7, Episode 2|
|Air date||16 July 2009|
|Host||Dara Ó Briain|
|Left team||Tom Stade|
|Right team||Andy Parsons|
|Result||Hugh and Frankie's team won|
|Previous||Series 7, Episode 1|
|Next||Series 7, Episode 3|
The second episode of the seventh series was first broadcast on the 16 July 2009.
|Hugh and Frankie's team||Tom Stade||1st appearance|
|Andy and Russell's team||Rhod Gilbert||3rd appearance|
- B.L.S.C. – Brown's Leadership Style Criticised
- HD: Brown Lifts See-Through Cucumber
- RG: Bungle Loses Showbiz Costume
- FB: Bonnie Langford's Sex Change
- RH: "Balls Like Swinging Coconuts" (Brown describing himself)
- AP: "Bad Leader, Shocking Chancellor" (Brown describing himself)
- FB: Brown Levitates Scared Child
- HD: Berlusconi's Lover Seventeen (Clicking sound made by the tongue)
- RH: "Bring Laxatives, Situation Critical"
|Credit Crunch||Eating Out||Extreme Sports||Family|
|Andy Parsons||Rhod Gilbert||Tom Stade||Russell Howard|
If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?
- The Media
- Answer: One Million
- Question: What is the minimum amount the News of the World paid to victims of the phone tapping scandal according to the Guardian?
- TS: How many Asian children are Brad and Angelina planning to adopt?
- FB: How many times could I punch Adrian Chilles in the face without making him uglier?
- HD: In a poll of one million people, how many people hate Cristiano Ronaldo?
- RH: How many men will take their children to watch Harry Potter this week simply to see how Hermione's getting alone?
- FB: In 20 years' time, what will be the size of the black nation that Madonna rules?
- AP: How many Nectar points do you need to get a set of tumblers?
- FB: How much of the money that Amy Winehouse made from the song "Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab" has she spent on rehab?
- RH: By what percentage would the situation in the Middle East be improved if we gave George Bush to the Taliban?
- FB: What number would you get if you took everyone in Scotland who gave a shit about the Ashes and added one million?
- RG: The number of phone conservations of John Prescott they had to listen to before they got one without the words 'party bucket' in it.
- RH: The amount of celebrities who were on a list they were ... [gets cut off by Dara]
Scenes We'd Like To See
- Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 7, Episode 2
- Unlikely Things To Hear On a Survival Show.
- Unlikely Things To Read On a Packet.
- Series 7, Episode 2 at TV.com
- Series 7, Episode 2 at the British Comedy Guide
- Series 7, Episode 2 at the Internet Movie Database
|Mock the Week – Series 7 Episodes|
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