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Episode 54
Title Series 7, Episode 3
Air date 23 July 2009
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Greg Davies
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Lucy Porter
Russell Howard
Result Andy and Russell's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 7, Episode 2
Next Series 7, Episode 4

The third episode of the seventh series was first broadcast on the 23 July 2009.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Greg Davies 2nd appearance
Andy and Russell's team Lucy Porter 3rd appearance



  • C.E.P.L. – Conservatives Extend Poll Lead
    • HD: Conservative, Etonian, Posh, Lah-De-Dah (Descrption of Cameron)
    • GD: Crap Elvis Prowls London
    • FB: Cyclist Employs Private Limousine Driver
    • HD: Cameron Employed In Parking Lot
    • RH: "Clean Everything Polish Lad"
    • FB: Cameron Ejoys Penetrating Ladyboys
    • RH: Cameron Eighty Percent Lizard
    • AP: [Conservatives Enjoy] Pointing Lots

Four Horsemen of the Amockalypse[]

Britain Sport Education The Human Body
Lucy Porter Andy Parsons Russell Howard Greg Davies

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?[]

  • Answer: 40 Years
  • Question: How long has it been since man first set foot on the moon?
    • GD: What is the average waiting time at Glasgow A&E on a Friday night?
    • FB: How long would I happily follow Beyonce up an impossibly tall ladder?
    • LP: How long would it take to cook John Prescott?
    • RH: What is the youngest my balls have looked?
    • HD: How much older does Dara look than Russell?
    • FB: On average, how long does it take me to knock one out to Loose Women?
    • AP: What duration did Michael Jackson's agent initally plan for his run at the O2 Arena?
    • FB: How long is it going to take me to raise the finance for my self-penned disaster prono film, 69/11?
    • RH: For how many years has Buzz Aldrin looked in the mirror and gone: "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME"?

Scenes We'd Like To See[]

  • Deleted lines from a fantasy film.
  • Things you don't want to hear from your flatmate.

External links[]

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