|Title||Series 7, Episode 3|
|Air date||23 July 2009|
|Host||Dara Ó Briain|
|Left team|| Greg Davies|
|Right team|| Andy Parsons|
|Result||Andy and Russell's team won|
|Previous||Series 7, Episode 2|
|Next||Series 7, Episode 4|
The third episode of the seventh series was first broadcast on the 23 July 2009.
|Hugh and Frankie's team||Greg Davies||2nd appearance|
|Andy and Russell's team||Lucy Porter||3rd appearance|
- C.E.P.L. – Conservatives Extend Poll Lead
- HD: Conservative, Etonian, Posh, Lah-De-Dah (Descrption of Cameron)
- GD: Crap Elvis Prowls London
- FB: Cyclist Employs Private Limousine Driver
- HD: Cameron Employed In Parking Lot
- RH: "Clean Everything Polish Lad"
- FB: Cameron Ejoys Penetrating Ladyboys
- RH: Cameron Eighty Percent Lizard
- AP: [Conservatives Enjoy] Pointing Lots
Four Horsemen of the AmockalypseEdit
|Britain||Sport||Education||The Human Body|
|Lucy Porter||Andy Parsons||Russell Howard||Greg Davies|
If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit
- Answer: 40 Years
- Question: How long has it been since man first set foot on the moon?
- GD: What is the average waiting time at Glasgow A&E on a Friday night?
- FB: How long would I happily follow Beyonce up an impossibly tall ladder?
- LP: How long would it take to cook John Prescott?
- RH: What is the youngest my balls have looked?
- HD: How much older does Dara look than Russell?
- FB: On average, how long does it take me to knock one out to Loose Women?
- AP: What duration did Michael Jackson's agent initally plan for his run at the O2 Arena?
- FB: How long is it going to take me to raise the finance for my self-penned disaster prono film, 69/11?
- RH: For how many years has Buzz Aldrin looked in the mirror and gone: "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME"?
Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit
- Deleted lines from a fantasy film.
- Things you don't want to hear from your flatmate.
- Series 7, Episode 3 at TV.com
- Series 7, Episode 3 at the British Comedy Guide
- Series 7, Episode 3 at the Internet Movie Database
|Mock the Week – Series 7 Episodes|
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