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Episode 55
Title Series 7, Episode 4
Air date 30 July 2009
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Adam Hills
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Alun Cochrane
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 7, Episode 3
Next Series 7, Episode 5

The fourth episode of the seventh series was first broadcast on the 30 July 2009.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Adam Hills 4th appearance
Andy and Russell's team Alun Cochrane 2nd appearance


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?[]

  • Answer: 27
  • Question: How old is Chloe Smith, the Conservative winner of the Norwich North By-election?
    • AC: How many moons does Uranus have?
    • FB: In Dundee, how long does a day seem to last [no hint as to whether it meant days or hours]?
    • RH: If you're a footballer, how many times can you punch a DJ and get away with it?
    • HD: After how many miles of a marathon are you absolutely certain you've taken the wrong turning?
    • AP: How many Gurkhas actually know how Joanna Lumley is?
    • FB: How long was the trail of chocolate hobnobs I used to lure my gran through the doors of a Swiss clinc?
    • AH: How many times a day does Russell Brand think of writing a joke, then give up and just shag someone?
    • AP: How old is this year's winner of Middlesborough Glamarous Granny Competition?
    • FB: How many times could I flick a peanut hard into Amanda Holden's face before she felt anything?
    • HD: How many people still have jobs?

Mockter Quinn, Medicine Woman[]

Religion Transport Fashion Etiquette
Adam Hills Andy Parsons Alun Cochrane Russell Howard


  • B.I.T.S. – Berlusconi In Tape Scandal
    • AP: "Bolognesey Is Too Spicy"
    • FB: Berlusconi Is Tatty-bo-jangles Squeezer
    • HD: "Bend Over, Impressive, That's Satisfactory"
    • AH: "Boys I Think It's Syphilis"
    • AC: Berlusconi Impersonates Tyrannosaurus Statue
    • FB: Beaten In The Second World War
    • AP: Berlusconi Itorro Shaggo°
    • HD: "Basically, I'm Tony Soprano"
Red indicates the use of a large word with an incorrect initial.
°Andy didn't use a word beginning with T.

Scenes We'd Like To See[]

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 7, Episode 4
  • Unlikely Things To Hear On a Consumer Programme.
  • Things a Sport Commentator Would Never Say.

External links[]

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