Episode 56
Title Series 7, Episode 5
Air date 6 August 2009
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Stewart Francis
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Zoe Lyons
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 7, Episode 4
Next Series 7, Episode 6

The fifth episode of the seventh series was first broadcast on the 6 August 2009.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Stewart Francis 2nd appearance
Andy and Russell's team Zoe Lyons 2nd appearance


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

  • Answer: 50%
  • Question: According to Harriet Harman, what proportion of the top two posts in the labour party should be allocated to woman?


Hugh Dennis voices Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Chales and Prince Philip who are walking through a corridor.

Mock the Nine O'Clock NewsEdit

Finance Sarah Palin Men's Health School
Andy Parsons Zoe Lyons Russell Howard Stewart Francis


  • A.C.I.P. – Ayatollah Confirms Iranian President
    • RH: "Abdul's Carpets Irresistible Prices"
    • FB: Another Celebrity Introduces Perfume
    • HD: "'Appy Christmas, I'm Pissed"
    • SF: A Columbo Impersonator Performs
    • AP: Aliens Capture Iranian President
    • SF: Alan Carr Is Priceless

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

  • Unlikely lines from a thriller.
  • Bad things to say at a wedding.

External linksEdit

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