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Episode 56
Title Series 7, Episode 5
Air date 6 August 2009
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Stewart Francis
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Zoe Lyons
Russell Howard
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 7, Episode 4
Next Series 7, Episode 6

The fifth episode of the seventh series was first broadcast on the 6 August 2009.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Stewart Francis 2nd appearance
Andy and Russell's team Zoe Lyons 2nd appearance


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?[]

  • Answer: 50%
  • Question: According to Harriet Harman, what proportion of the top two posts in the labour party should be allocated to woman?
    • ZL: What is the name of 50 Cent's mathematican brother?
    • FB: What does Heather Mills save in emac?
    • AP: What is the most you'll have to pay for a sofa at DFS?
    • RH: What is a bad answer to the phrase: "How much do you love me?"
    • SF: The percentage of Ant and Dec that is forehead
    • FB: You're a nineteen-year-old Glasweigan male, how much of your life is left?
    • RH: If I entered an orgy covered in marmite, what would be my success rate?
    • HD: How much of Silvo Bernisconi is made of oil?
    • RH: What percentage of the population, rather than a TV debate, would like to see Cameron and Brown have a cage fight?
    • FB: What was the proportion of cats that died during the making of my ill-fated television pilot, Cat vs. Bleach?


Hugh Dennis voices Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Chales and Prince Philip who are walking through a corridor.

Mock the Nine O'Clock News[]

Finance Sarah Palin Men's Health School
Andy Parsons Zoe Lyons Russell Howard Stewart Francis


  • A.C.I.P. – Ayatollah Confirms Iranian President
    • RH: "Abdul's Carpets Irresistible Prices"
    • FB: Another Celebrity Introduces Perfume
    • HD: "'Appy Christmas, I'm Pissed"
    • SF: A Columbo Impersonator Performs
    • AP: Aliens Capture Iranian President
    • SF: Alan Carr Is Priceless

Scenes We'd Like To See[]

  • Unlikely lines from a thriller.
  • Bad things to say at a wedding.

External links[]

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