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Episode 60
Title Series 7, Episode 9
Air date 3 September 2009
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Stewart Francis
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Holly Walsh
Russell Howard
Result Andy and Russell's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 7, Episode 8
Next Series 7, Episode 10

The ninth episode of the seventh series was first broadcast on the 3 September 2009.


Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Stewart Francis 4th appearance
Andy and Russell's team Holly Walsh 1st appearance



  • L.C.G.A. – Libya Celebrates Gaddafi Anniversary
    • RH: Little Cap, Giant Afro
    • FB: Love Confuses Gaddafi's Assassin
    • HW: Least Convincing Goatee Award
    • HD: "Lovely Cap, General. Armani?"
    • SF: Leicester City's Goalie Arrives
    • HW: Ladies, Cocaine, Glaswegians and Alcohol (Four things not allowed at the party)
    • HD: Lockerbie Cover-up, Gordon Agrees
    • AP: Little Crazy Goddamn Arab (What George W. Bush Called Gaddafi)
    • RH: Leonard Cohen's Great Aunt

Colonel Gaggafi[]

International Relations Dating The Consumer Society Health
Andy Parsons Holly Walsh Russell Howard Stewart Francis

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?[]

  • Answer: 200 Hours
  • Question: How many hours of their prime time schedule will Channel 4 have to fill after cancelling Big Brother?
    • HW: What amount of drinking can the average Scot fit into a Happy Hour?
    • AP: If an MP spent an hour traveling to work, how much would they actually claim for?
    • FB: Over an infinite amount of time, an infinite number of monkeys would eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare. How long would it take two monkeys to write Hollyoaks?
    • SF: The amount of time the Scottish government thinks Osama bin Laden should serve.
    • HD: How long can Peter Mandelson lie motionless without breathing?
    • FB: How long did it take Heather Mills to complete Celebrity Total Wipeout?
    • RH: At what point does masturbation become self-harm?
    • FB: How long does Adrian Chiles spend in makeup before the makeup lady says "FUCK IT, THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO!"?

Scenes We'd Like To See[]

  • Rejected questions from this year's exams.
  • Unlikely things to hear on a TV business show.

External links[]

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